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Written by Rayne
Chapter 4 International ChicksThey're Gone!
"They're gone, oh man their gone! What do we do we have to do something! Oh god their gone! I have a ransom note right here in my hand!" screamed Rosa.
"Whose gone?" asked Az.
"Them! They're gone!" she continued to scream.
"Rosa, if you don't tell us whose gone, I'll use my tranquilizer gun, and I won't mind using it." I said as I helped Jax move an extremely heavy pool table.
"Duncan, Methos, and Joe, they're gone!"
"Methos is gone!" I screamed and ran towards Rosa dropping the table on Jax's foot.
"Ow! Rayne get back here and help me get this off of my foot. Rayne! Rayne! RAYNE!" Jax screamed at me.
"What?" I asked angrily, my god we're in the middle of a crisis and Jax is screaming at me about something.
"My FOOT!"
"Oh sorry I'm on my way." I moved the table and then shoved him into my chair, "here sit down! Let me see that note!"The note read:
I have your friends. I want u to give me all of your valuables for
exchange for the three men. I want gold, jewels, money, and
anything else of value, including your dragon Rayne. If you do not
give me what I want I will be forced to torture and kill them.
Wolfman"Whose this wolf guy?" asked Cait.
I looked at Pogo and said.."He's our arch enemy."
"ARC ENEMY" everybody said.........
"Ray, I think it's time we call in the I.C." Pogo said seriously.
"No way I refuse to let them help!"
"Whose I.C.?" asked Jax finally managing to speak.
"International Chicks, a group we were in for awhile." Pogo said as she started dialing. "Rayne I really think we should call, I mean this is what they do best and anyway I miss G.""Welcome to Chicks if you want to talk to a real person press 1 now," Pogo pressed 1, "if you wish to talk to a real field agent press 1 now" pressed 1, " if you wish to talk to one of them before the turn of the century press 1 now" pressed 1, "if you would like to described your problem press 1 now".... *10 minutes later*... "if you have brown hair and slightly green skin press 1 now if not press 2.."
"POGO! Give me the phone!" I screamed. "G, pick up the phone and shut off your stupid answering machine."
"That's G's answering machine?" asked Rosa.
"Yeah." I said then I heard a click knowing good and well he was taping which meant he's gonna try and use it against me. "G about time, look Pogo and I need your help..." I told him what was going on.
"I'm not going to help you Rayne, sorry, I refuse to help you." G said and the line went dead."Well it looks like we're gonna have to go outside of the agency and get the "Forgotten." I said and started dialing Kiz's number.
"Who are the forgotten?" asked Cel.
"A group of renegade International Chicks, they have very little ethics....." said Pogo.
"Pog they don't have ethics, that's why I use them, they work and don't ask question." I said and then the line picked up, "Kiz, I have a mission for you.."
"Alright beam us up Pogo." Kiz said a little to happily.
I explained our situation and they agreed to help.
"I can't believe Wolfman stole your men." Kizmet, International Chick of Bedtime Story Telling.
"Yeah I know Wolfie is messing with the sprits and causing havoc in the outer planes man." said Meranda, International Chick of Secrets, Lies and Videos.
"Meranda's had a spiritual awakening." Headless Horsewomen, International Chick of Torture Devices.
"Oh no," I said.
"Oh Danell will meet us down there she said she had some stuff to do." said Silver Moon, International Chick of Dreams.
"So where is Wolfman's new hideout?" I asked.
"It's on some little island in the middle of the Carribean." Silver Moon said.
After we got all of the usual stuff, you know, earing that turn into bombs, lipstick that doubled for C4 (it's color is explosive heeheehee!), and breast implants that doubled as a life jacket, you know the usual.....
"Kiz, I cannot believe you brought that." I said as we walked towards the Villa. "What good is a supersoaker against Wolfman?"
"This is not just any supersoaker it's the Supersoaker 1000 it can turn the Trump Tower into a pile of dust." Kiz said.
Just as we walk onto the grounds we fall into a trap door.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" we all screamed as we feel down the trap door. Thud!
"Ouch! That really hurt! You know Wolfman really should cushion this place, I could sue!" cried Cel.
"Lady you won't live that long!" Wolfman said as the dun dun dun dun music came on. (You know that Mozart thing)
"T-A-C-K-Y!" I screamed. "What's next the Phantom of the Opera, or wait better yet the da-da- da song. Yea, you can come in here in a little clown car with that music."
"Rayne, shut up! You know I'm gonna kill you first, just so I can watch you suffer!" screamed Wolfman.
"Ohhhh I'm scared. Look I'm shaking owww your really scary."
"Are they always like this?" Pog asked.
"Yup" answered Silver Moon.
"Guards get her out of there and take her to meet Larry!" Wolfman ordered.
Dragging me out of the cell they drug me to a door with a sign that said "Larry's room". The threw me in there and then I say this huge and hairy bigfoot like thing.
"Let me guess your Larry." I said. "Hey Lar I got this great idea, have you ever played poker?" Larry shook his head no, "well then Lar it's about time you learned."
"Soon I will drag out the dismembered body of your big mouthed friend." Wolfman said with a smile.
"Hey Wolfie nice hair cut." Silver Moon said.
"Why thank you."
"Yeah now you look like Richard Simmons!" Silver moon said.
"That's it now you will watch your beloved immortals lose their heads!"
"NO!!" they all screamed.
A few minutes later Methos, Duncan, and Joe came walking or actually dragged into the room. "Now you will watch as I behead all of them!"
"Wait don't they get a last request." Pog asked.
"I guess they can have that much." Wolfman said.
"They wanna kiss us." Cel said figuring out the plan.
"We do!" they said stunned.
"Yes you do!" they screamed back.
"Fine but make it quick I have a meeting with Mother soon."
Wolfman opened the door and let the three in as the women applied their lipstick. Then in a flick of the wrists they all threw down their lipstick and BOMB! the cell was open.
"OH dear Lord!" Wolfman screamed as the smoked cleared and all of the angry women got ready to attack.
Just then this thundering sound penetrated the dungeon and then the roof opened up and they saw a helicopter with an old women hanging out of it. "Wolfie, get in here and for gods sake get rid of that terrible haircut!"
"Yes Mother!" Wolfman said as he started running towards the ladder hanging down from the helicopter.
"Well he's escaped." Silver Moon said. "So I guess we should go rescue Rayne."
"Nah, I think we should make her suffer." CC said with an evil grin.
"Hey I heard that!" I screamed as I walked out of Larry's room.
"Ahhhhh, what is that in front of that bigfoot!" Screamed Rosa.
"Ha Ha very funny. Look my side is splitting!" I said with great sarcasm.
"Lets take the boys home and make them work for their little rescue." Cait said who seemed really tired.
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