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Written by Rayne
Chapter 6 "Terrorists, Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, Toga week, and Finals! Oh I'm dead!"Ha hahahahahahaahah! This is so funny! You have to take the English final! hahahahahaahaha!" Silver Moon laughed as we headed towards the lock in the station.
"Gee I feel so good! Please hand me the suicide capsule please!" I said as I opened the hatch. Suddenly this gun was shoved in my face. "Hey get that thing out of my face!" I hit the gun and started to walk in.
"Lady you'd better behave or I'll kill ya!" Screamed some man.
"Whaaaaa!" Mac cried.
"Mac why are you crying like a baby?" I asked.
"Jerry's on and they won't let me watch him!"
"Great I've a man crying like a baby cause he can't watch his show, a killer English final, and terrorist! What else can go wrong today." I looked over and saw Methos in a toga. "I had to ask!"
"Okay here are the ground rules ladies and gentlemen." The leader of the terrorists said, "There will be no attempted escapes! We are requesting $14 million for all of you. If we do not get it at the appointed time you will be killed. There will be no outside contact unless we are negotiating. No one will leave the station!"
"Um Mr. Terrorist guy I have a problem with the leaving thing. I have a severe and deadly English test tomorrow and under no circumstance can I miss it." I said.
"Well Miss....."
"Rayne"
"Rayne, I can't let you leave." the terrorist said.
"Well then will you tell him?" I asked.
"He will understand."
"No he won't! He made the juniors, if there was no school on the April 3, mail in their essay paper! He won't understand he'll fail me and I won't get into a good college, and I'll end up living under a bridge and begging for money. Then one day I'll go postal and kill some people and then I'll be put in jail and be forced to become some lady named Lula's girlfriend, and then after that I'll be put on death row! I'll end up becoming a reborn Christian and then I'll be put in the electric chair and it won't kill me the first time so they'll have to do more then once! Oh I can't handle all of this pressure!!" I screamed, I then collapsed and began to rock myself back and forth.
"Yeah you just sit there and rock yourself. Now back to the rules." the guy said.
"Do we get to watch tv?" Mac asked.
"What do you want to watch?" he asked.
"Today on Jerry Springer it's I'm sleeping with your man, but he's not really a man it's a woman and she has a lesbian lover. It looks really interesting."
"Thanks Rayne, now he's addicted to Jerry." Danell said with a roll of her eyes.
"Danell, I think we should leave Rayne alone she's had a long ten minutes." Cait said.
"But she got him addicted to it now we have to wean him from it!" Danell said.
"Ladies shut up!" The head terrorist said.
"How come you didn't tell Rayne to shut up when she started rambling?" Ari asked.
"Because Rayne was having a nervous breakdown, and if he had told he to shut up she might have gone postal before living under a bridge and might have killed them." Wolfgang said from the back of the room.
"That would've been cool!" Silver Moon said.Later on.....
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I looked into the mirror.
"What! Rayne you okay?!" Screamed Taboo.
"No! Look at my hair!" I screamed.
"Oh I thought from the way you were screaming that you were getting attacked by one of those terrorists." Taboo said with a sigh of relieve.
"No, if they tried to attack me I'd hit em with one of these!" I put my leg on the chair and pulled up my jeans to the top of my jeans and pointed at my knives.
"How long have you had those?" Tab asked with large eyes.
"Since the beginning!"
"RAYNE! You've had those all this time!"
"Yup"Later on still the same day...
"You mean to tell me she's had all of those weapons the entire time!?" Wolfgang whispered as he sat down next Danell, who heard it from Cel, who heard it from Raven, who heard it from ROG, who heard it from Mac, who heard it from Joe, who heard it from Cait, who heard it from Bec, who heard it from Pog, well you get the idea. Well I'll tell ya who Tab first told, she told DJ, and to think it took an hour to get around the station. DJ was being a little slow for a gossip thing.
"Yup and do you know what she told Tab about using the weapons?" Danell whispered.
"What Danell?" Wolfgang asked eagerly.
"She said we can use the weapons as long as we put them back!" Danell said in a whisper like scream.
"The audacity of her! I mean we're being held by hostages and she has had all of these weapons all of this time!" Wolfgang said.
"What are you guys talking about?" Asked Ari.
"Rayne and her little stash of 'toys'." Wolfgang said.
"Did you guys hear the whole story?" Ari asked.
"No what's the whole story?" Danell said.
"Well this is what DJ told me, and she was told this by Taboo, so I think it's pretty much from the source. Rayne screamed cause she as having a bad hair day. Well Tab came running in and asked if she was ok. And Rayne said no, and was pointing to her hair. Well Tab thought Rayne was being attacked and Rayne then showed her the 'toys' in her boots. Well, this made Tab madder and she demanded to know why Rayne didn't tell everybody about them earlier. Well Rayne said it was because we didn't ask..."
"Didn't ask, that is the most pathetic excuse I have ever heard!" Jax said as he joined the already large group of Cel, Pog, Bec, and everybody excluding Me and Tab.
"Anyway before I was interrupted, Tab wanted to know why they had to ask. And Rayne said that she didn't want to cause any trouble. But I got to thinking, isn't that was the whole point of Rayne's existence. But anyway Tab asked if we could use them. Rayne said yes as long as they signed in and kept track of everything was used. So it's okay but we have to tell Rayne and she'll tell us how to get past her traps. So that's the whole story!" Ari finally finished.
"Hey let's go!" Wolfgang said.
"Go where?" asked Bec.
"To Rayne's!" Wolfgang said, " I mean how many traps can one teenager set!"
As if they had to ask"Okay here's the plan." DJ said as everybody excluding me were gathered in a circle. "We'll break into her room, get the 'toys' and kick these terrorists off the station."
"One slight problem. What if she decides to visit her room?" CC asked.
"So we'll have a decoy!" DJ said.
"Whose gonna be stupid enough to go into the lion's den?" asked Ladyhawk.
"She is not that bad, okay maybe she's a little evil and mean occasionally, but aren't we all!" Ladykat said.
"This is Rayne we're talking about! She brings fear to millions of people and she's not exactly known for being kind when threatened or when she had her stuff quote 'screwed with'." Bec said.
"Somebody that is strong, brave, and has testosterone power." Cait said.
Everybody looked at Methos and he shook his head no. So did Mac and Joe they weren't stupid or crazy
"Oh who can we send?" Tab asked.
"CHAT! We'll send Chat!" Pog said with great relief and to the relief of others."Oh come on guys, twelve guards for little ol' me. Isn't it a bit extreme?" I asked as I eyed the extremely nervous looking guards. "I'm a teenager what can I possibly do? Oh well... I guess do that....I could also do that... are you sure twelve is enough?" I asked.
"It means we get to be alone with you." This slimy guy said as he put his arm around me.
"Listen you nasty lookin freak if you don't get your hands off of me you'll regret it." I threatened him.
"Oh come on give me a little kiss."
"I warned ya!" I said. Then I flipped him over my shoulder and hit him in the face. I broke his nose. He screamed and started to cry. "Wimp. Oh well it looks like we're down to eleven.", the other eleven looked extremely frightened, "What? What is wrong with you guys?" I asked."Okay Chat you go and keep her distracted and we'll do the rest." Wolfgang said.
"Okay." Chat said.
The rest walked to my door and found my part one of my security system. The password.
"Well I guess we should start trying the password." Cait said, "Any ideas?"
"Try Methos." ROG said.
"Nope"
"Mac"
"Nope"
"Joe"
"No"
"Nela"
"No"
"The"
"Nope"
"Station"
"Nope"
"It"
"Nope"
"Disk"
"Nope"
"This could take awhile!" Bec said."So let me get this straight. You don't have an insurance plan, a 401 K plan, no stock options, and if you get killed on the job you get disavowed." I said with great concern.
"We're terrorists!" one of them said.
"Well I would at least ask for a dental plan! I mean come on it's not like your asking for a '69 mustang!" I said as the door opened. "Hey Chat!"
"Hi Rayne." Chat said nervously.
"What's up?"
"Nothing! Nothing's up! What makes you think anything's up!? I mean can't I just come in here and say Hi!!" Chat said really fast.
"I was just asking." I said.
"Oh I can't take all of this pressure! The others are breaking into your room as we speak! They sent me here to keep you occupied while they did that!" Chat said as if she was on the verge of tears.
"So you think we should get a dental plan?" one of the terrorists asked.
"Oh most defiantly.", I said and then turn towards Chat, "What do you mean they're breaking into my room. Do you know how far they have gotten?"
"No, when I left they were still working on the password."In the meantime at the door of my room....
"Try David Duchovny."
"Nope"
"Oh to hell with this!" Wolfgang shouted, "Move please and I'll bust it down!" He rammed into my door and fell back in pain. {I'm not a total idiot I have a door that the strongest torch would take at least an hour to get through.}
"You guys still working on the password?" Pog asked as she walked back from getting a popsicle.
"Yup and Wolfie tried unsuccessfully ramming it." Bec said, "Got any ideas Pogo?"
"Try 'Funkdified'" Pog said.
"It works!" Tab shouted as the door opened.
"Funkidified?" CC said.
"This is Rayne. She's not exactly normal." Pog said as she walked in.
"Pogo do you have any idea where she hides her weapons?" Cait asked.
"Nope!" Pog said.
"Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" Screamed my security alarm.
"DAMN!" Everybody screamed.
Suddenly a net came up from the floor and captured all of them. Soon after that a part of the floor moved and a fire was under them. The net was lowering down towards the fire.
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"I don't wanna die!" screamed Danell, "I never got to see Paris!"
"I never got to drop a water balloon off of the Empire State Building!" Cel screamed.
"I never got to moon Clinton!" Silver Moon screamed.
"Ahh my popsicle is melting!" Pog screamed
"Oh this is it were dead!" Wolfgang yelled.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The group screamed.
"AHHHHHHHH I can't die yet I still have to confess my undying love for Duncan." DJ screamed.
"We all know u love him." Bec said.
"But I haven't sky-written it in glow in the dark lime green sky stuff!" DJ yelled.
"Really? I didn't know they had that color? Hmm, so where did you find it? Is it expensive?" Bec asked.
"We're about to be burned alive in one of Rayne stupid traps and you guys are talking about skywriting colors." Cait said.
"Yes! We're trying not to think about the fire!" Bec said.
"Okay just thought I'd ask!" Cait yelled.
"Think I should get them down?" I whispered to Chat.
"Yes, get them down." Chat said.
"Okay," I whispered, "Computer! Disarm fire trap! Authorization code Rayne Alpha 25525."
"Trap disarmed." The computer said.
"Rayne get me down NOW!" Cait said.
"Why should I? You break into my room, try to steal my stuff, set off my alarms......"
Cait grabbed me and pulled me up against the net and said, "Get me down now or I will have to hurt you!!"
"Ok" I said as innocently as I could. I released the trap and they feel to the floor.
"FREEZE!" the head terrorists who by this time despite constant protest I've renamed him Herman. This was just to make him even madder.
"Oh come on Herman we're not breaking any rules." I said.
"SHUT UP! Do you have any idea how much trouble you have caused me?"
"Just me personally or everybody in general?" I asked.
"Just you!"
"Nope."
"Well let me start with the five guys you took out. They were my best men."
"Sorry."
"Your dragon took out four more!"
"That wasn't my fault if you'd listen to me about that left wing they would still be alive."
"And I have this stupid blue thing following me!" Herman yelled.
"Joda?" I asked.
"I don't know it's blue, fuzzy, and low to the ground!"
"That Joda." I said.
"Why is it called Joda?" CC asked.
"Well I tried to get her to say 'Yoda' but all she could say was Joda so I call her Joda."
"Oh, okay." CC said.
"Now get back to the main room so you all can be under 24 hr surveillance." Herman said.
"NO!" Cait yelled.
"Now you listen here mister, I have had enough of your little game! Now you have two choices you can leave on your own two legs or you can stay here and pick a fight." Cait said.
"Lady this is not a game...."
"Rayne!" Cait screamed.
"Yes?"
"Take Rho and Silver Moon and get rid of the other terrorists and when you get back you can send this in one of the pods back down to earth." Cait commanded.
"But..."
"GO!"
"Yes madame. You heard the angry one lets go. But first lets get some toys, Rho you take the net gun, and Silver you grab the bo/stunning stick, and I'll get the electric gloves."
"Are you sure that's enough?" Silver asked.
"Good point, I'll grab three lasers." I said.
"Armor?" Cait asked.
We walked up to the armor panel put our hands on the armor indicator and it suited us right up.
"Oh I look good in silver." Silver said.
"I've never seen a green this color anywhere else but here and I like it!" Rho said as she looked at her new armor suit.
"I love this blue." I said.
We walked into the room where all of the terrorists were and saw them leaving.
"Hey! Where are you guys going?" Rho asked.
"Some guy in Cuba is offering us a dental plan and stock options, so we decided to take it." One of the terrorists said.
"So there's not gonna be any fight?" Silver asked.
"Sorry, but hey you ladies win." Another one said.
"You mean to tell me I got dressed up for nothing! Oh I don't think so! There will be a fight!" I screamed.
"Lady we just wanna go to Cuba and get our money!"
"You are not leaving until we have a fight!"
"We're out of here."
"Oh I don't think so!" I screamed.The next day.
"So you made them stay and fight you." Bec said.
"Yes, we weren't gonna just get dressed up and not fight that's like going to a restaurant and not eating anything, you just don't do it." I said.
"You know it feels like we forgot to do something." Cel said as she sat down.
"You have that feeling too, I though it was just me." Rho said.
"Where are they guys?" DJ said.Down in the basement
"Methos there is this blue thing hoping around me, and it seems to be saying 'Joda'." Mac said.
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